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So have you ever met a losing poker player? I haven't.
Well, I take that back. I have met several losing poker players. Do you know how to tell when you have met a losing poker player?
They aren't playing anymore. The smart losers anyways. The dumb ones will be giving money away long after the last loan from their ma and pa has run dry.
Its the guys that never lose that I love though. If my math is right, every male between the ages of 21 and 32 will be a retired poker player within five years. THAT IS AWESOME. I am glad people are finding true success. America is going to be run by a 27 year old poker player!
I WOULD LOVE JUST ONCE TO HEAR A POKER PLAYER TELL ME HOW MUCH THEY ARE DOWN OVER THEIR LIFETIME!
"So how often do you play?"
"Ohhh probably four, five times a week."
"WOW! You must be a winner then?"
"Haha, fuck no, I have lost thirty eight thousand dollars over two and a half years."
"EEK! Sorry man."
You have never heard that before? Man, I would pay money to hear that though, that would be the best conversation ever!
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